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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 184040" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>The WORST age - </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Ah,that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"No, I pee every morning at </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">6:00</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"No, I have one every morning at </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">6:30</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">6:00</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> and **** every morning at </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">6:30</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">. So what's so bad about being 80?" </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"I don't wake up until </span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">7:00</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 184040, member: 4964"] The WORST age - [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah,that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]6:00[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]6:30[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]" Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]6:00[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] and **** every morning at [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]6:30[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]. So what's so bad about being 80?" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana] "I don't wake up until [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]7:00[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]."[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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