<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> If you were afraid of your hair catching on fire - you could always do the water up your nose trick with that genie pot, hold your nose and breath, blow real hard to get the water in your nose to put out the fire in your ears, thus saving your head, and clearing out your sinuses. Then throw all of it away in your classy, sensor opening trash can.
I can see totoro running around with birthday candles in her ears:
I CAN NOT EAR YOU! </div></div>
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> How cute, now all the orifices are covered.
Neti pot, ear birthday candle, Visine, Listerine, Fleet, and Summer's Eve.
And a classy garbage can with a fancy holder stand thing to throw away the package in. But don't get one with the electronic eye, because Pavlov's dog will figure out how to open it and go digging through your trash. At least don't go burying your secret garbage with the pork bones. </div></div>
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I'm laughing so hard you guys are killin' me!