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<blockquote data-quote="Tiapet" data-source="post: 127673" data-attributes="member: 455"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><em><span style="color: black">Can you cry under water ? </span></em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"> <strong><span style="color: green">How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated... instead of just murdered ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: #000EEF">Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts ?" Where's that extra penny going to ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: #000EEF"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: #000EEF"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: maroon">Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: maroon"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: olive">Why does a round pizza come in a square box? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: olive"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: olive"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">W</span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">hat</span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"> SORT OF</span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"> disease did </span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">THE</span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy"> cured ham actually have ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple">How is it that we put</span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"> A</span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"> man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: gray">Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like.... every two hours ?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: gray"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: gray"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: black">Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #000EEF">Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: #000EEF"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: #000EEF"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: fuchsia">Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you </span></strong><strong><span style="color: fuchsia">BUTT</span></strong><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"> naked anyway. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: red">Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: blue">Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: blue"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: teal">If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid, </span></strong><strong><span style="color: teal">DIPPY</span></strong><strong><span style="color: teal"> song about him ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: teal"></span></strong></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black">Can </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black">a hearse carrying </span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple">a corpse drive in</span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple">the carpool lane ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: green">If the professor on Gilligan's </span></strong><strong><span style="color: green">Island</span></strong><strong><span style="color: green">can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a </span></strong><strong><span style="color: green">SMALL</span></strong><strong><span style="color: green"> hole in a boat? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: green"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: olive">Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? a</span></strong><strong><span style="color: olive">REN'T THEY</span></strong><strong><span style="color: olive"> both dogs ?? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: olive"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: olive"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: navy">If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME ****, why didn't he just buy dinner..? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple">If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from...? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong><strong><span style="color: olive">If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: olive"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: olive"></span></strong></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy">Does the</span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><em><u><span style="color: navy">Alphabet song</span></u></em></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy"> and </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><em><u><span style="color: navy">Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star</span></u></em></strong></span></span></p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy"> have the same tune? </span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: navy"></span></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple">Why </span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple">ON EARTH</span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"> did you just try singing </span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple">OR HUMMING</span></strong><strong><span style="color: purple"> the two songs above? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: purple"></span></strong></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black">Why do they call it an </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black">asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"><strong><span style="color: black">Did you ever notice </span></strong></span></span></p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple">that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window? </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Enjoy! <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tiapet, post: 127673, member: 455"] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][I][COLOR=black]Can you cry under water ? [/COLOR][/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][I][/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple] [B][COLOR=green]How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated... instead of just murdered ? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=#000EEF]Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts ?" Where's that extra penny going to ? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon]Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=olive]Why does a round pizza come in a square box? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]W[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]hat[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] SORT OF[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] disease did [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]THE[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy] cured ham actually have ? [/COLOR][/B][B][/B][B][/B][B][/B][B][/B][B][/B][B][/B][B][COLOR=purple]How is it that we put[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] A[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=gray]Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like.... every two hours ? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing ? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=black]Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#000EEF]Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=fuchsia]Why do doctors leave the room while you change ? They're going to see you [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=fuchsia]BUTT[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=fuchsia] naked anyway. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red]Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=blue]Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=teal]If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid, [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=teal]DIPPY[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=teal] song about him ? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=black]Can [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=black]a hearse carrying [/COLOR][/B][B][/B][B][COLOR=purple]a corpse drive in[/COLOR][/B][B][/B][B][COLOR=purple]the carpool lane ? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green]If the professor on Gilligan's [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green]Island[/COLOR][/B][B][/B][B][COLOR=green]can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green]SMALL[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=green] hole in a boat? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=olive]Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? a[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=olive]REN'T THEY[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=olive] both dogs ?? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=navy]If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME ****, why didn't he just buy dinner..? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple]If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from...? [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=olive]If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=navy]Does the[/COLOR][/B][B][/B][B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][I][U][COLOR=navy]Alphabet song[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][B][/B][B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=navy] and [/COLOR][/B][B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][/B][B][I][U][COLOR=navy]Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][B][/B][B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=navy] have the same tune? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=purple]Why [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple]ON EARTH[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] did you just try singing [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple]OR HUMMING[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=purple] the two songs above? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=black]Why do they call it an [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=black]asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Century Gothic][/FONT][CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple][B][COLOR=black]Did you ever notice [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Purple]that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride he sticks his head out the window? [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][/B] [B][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Enjoy! :happy: [/COLOR][/B] [B][/B] [B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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