Thursday evening chuckle

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Big Bad Kitty, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat


    Who's smarter...a southern redneck or a "smart" New York City lawyer?
    The lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

    The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the redneck's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, agrees to play the game.

    The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

    Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the air phone; he searches the net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the redneck and hands him $500. The redneck pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the redneck up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

    The redneck reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

    :biggrin:
     
  2. C.J.

    C.J. New Member

    Very good! I love lawyer jokes.
     
  3. mrscatinthehat

    mrscatinthehat Seussical

    that was a good one.

    beth
     
  4. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    I liked that one. That is funny!
     
  5. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    What a great joke! I have a friend who is a lawyer specializing in children's issues. I will have to email this to her!!

    Susie
     
  6. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Old Ladies

    Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park

    The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat

    Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
     
  7. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    Poor Tilly.

    That's a shame.
     
  8. Kathy813

    Kathy813 Well-Known Member Staff Member

    :rofl: :rofl:

    ~Kathy
     
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