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True Blood...a continuation of the convo on the Mattell thread
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<blockquote data-quote="susiestar" data-source="post: 297314" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p>OH! I forgot MaryJanice Davidson and Betsey, Queen of the Vampires!!!!! WHO could forget a vampire who gets killed and then wakes up. She figures she is supposed to be dead (and who wouldn't want to be dead given the shoes her stepmother put her in for the funeral!!!) and goes and jumps in the biggest body of water around. She walks around on the bottom of the river for a while and then decided it isn't going to work. So she walks out.</p><p></p><p>Her family has already had her funeral service. Her best friend and her mother are both shocked. Her father seems glad she is alive, but it is muted. Her stepmother (who is just mean, and was possessed by the devil for a while - no, she really WAS possessed by the devil herself!) is just upset because Betsey wants her shoes and clothes back. (Betsey is addicted to shoes, fancy expensive shoes.)</p><p></p><p>Then Betsey goes and finds the other vampires. She ends up in a clinch with a tall dark handsome vampire. Then she kills the old vampire in charge of the other vampires because he is a tyrant. So she inherits all his stuff.</p><p></p><p>Then she learns that the things that kill normal vampires (holy water, sun, crosses, mentioning God, Amen, singing hymns) do not have an effect on her. She can even PRAY! And read the bible! </p><p></p><p>So she learns she is Queen of the Vampires and that by "hooking up" with Sinclair (Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome Vampire) she has made him her King. But she won't accept that vampires already think they are married by vampire standards, and she insists on a "real" wedding.</p><p></p><p>This is a truly hilarious series - another stop in the grocery aisle and cackle book! It is also one of the less sexually explicit vampire series.</p><p></p><p>I haven't read Michele Bardsley. I will have to try those books.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="susiestar, post: 297314, member: 1233"] OH! I forgot MaryJanice Davidson and Betsey, Queen of the Vampires!!!!! WHO could forget a vampire who gets killed and then wakes up. She figures she is supposed to be dead (and who wouldn't want to be dead given the shoes her stepmother put her in for the funeral!!!) and goes and jumps in the biggest body of water around. She walks around on the bottom of the river for a while and then decided it isn't going to work. So she walks out. Her family has already had her funeral service. Her best friend and her mother are both shocked. Her father seems glad she is alive, but it is muted. Her stepmother (who is just mean, and was possessed by the devil for a while - no, she really WAS possessed by the devil herself!) is just upset because Betsey wants her shoes and clothes back. (Betsey is addicted to shoes, fancy expensive shoes.) Then Betsey goes and finds the other vampires. She ends up in a clinch with a tall dark handsome vampire. Then she kills the old vampire in charge of the other vampires because he is a tyrant. So she inherits all his stuff. Then she learns that the things that kill normal vampires (holy water, sun, crosses, mentioning God, Amen, singing hymns) do not have an effect on her. She can even PRAY! And read the bible! So she learns she is Queen of the Vampires and that by "hooking up" with Sinclair (Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome Vampire) she has made him her King. But she won't accept that vampires already think they are married by vampire standards, and she insists on a "real" wedding. This is a truly hilarious series - another stop in the grocery aisle and cackle book! It is also one of the less sexually explicit vampire series. I haven't read Michele Bardsley. I will have to try those books. [/QUOTE]
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