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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 289038" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>I didn't hit - but DODGED.......</p><p> </p><p>A pizza</p><p>A slurpie</p><p>A hair dryer</p><p>A bottle of White rain</p><p>A can of Spam</p><p>A flip flop</p><p>A nother flip flop</p><p>A sump pump </p><p>A china hutch</p><p>A mattress - they die a slow death</p><p>A box spring</p><p>A turkey vulture</p><p>A pair of shorts</p><p>A pair of jeans</p><p>A pair of socks (the nerve)</p><p>A hair brush (bet it went with the dryer) </p><p>A christmas tree</p><p>A box of decorations</p><p>A box of lights</p><p>A manger scene</p><p>A huge lighted pumpkin</p><p>A chair</p><p>A chair</p><p>A chair</p><p>A couch cushion</p><p>A chair</p><p>A tv stand</p><p>A couch cushion</p><p>A baby jesus light up doll</p><p>A moose head</p><p>A Mr. Coffee Coffee maker</p><p>A bunch of batteries</p><p>A deer head</p><p>A remote</p><p>A bobcat on a log growling</p><p> </p><p>And finally the dumb SOB figured out by enough people driving faster than him waving madly and screaming and pointing back that his tailgate had come down - his entire trailer of possessions had blown off the trailer and were strewn all over the freeway (which I was now referring to the 911 operator as THE GAUNTLET) busted to hades....and not only had he lost everything he owned but he had left his entire large pizza pie and extra jumbo slurpie on the roof of his truck and they had blown off too....</p><p> </p><p>We suspect he was smoking.....and NOT cigarettes...</p><p> </p><p>It wasn't a show until Baby Jesus went skidding by us at 45 mph followed by that Moose head. THEN it was hysterical. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 289038, member: 4964"] I didn't hit - but DODGED....... A pizza A slurpie A hair dryer A bottle of White rain A can of Spam A flip flop A nother flip flop A sump pump A china hutch A mattress - they die a slow death A box spring A turkey vulture A pair of shorts A pair of jeans A pair of socks (the nerve) A hair brush (bet it went with the dryer) A christmas tree A box of decorations A box of lights A manger scene A huge lighted pumpkin A chair A chair A chair A couch cushion A chair A tv stand A couch cushion A baby jesus light up doll A moose head A Mr. Coffee Coffee maker A bunch of batteries A deer head A remote A bobcat on a log growling And finally the dumb SOB figured out by enough people driving faster than him waving madly and screaming and pointing back that his tailgate had come down - his entire trailer of possessions had blown off the trailer and were strewn all over the freeway (which I was now referring to the 911 operator as THE GAUNTLET) busted to hades....and not only had he lost everything he owned but he had left his entire large pizza pie and extra jumbo slurpie on the roof of his truck and they had blown off too.... We suspect he was smoking.....and NOT cigarettes... It wasn't a show until Baby Jesus went skidding by us at 45 mph followed by that Moose head. THEN it was hysterical. :raspberry-tounge: [/QUOTE]
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