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What if I actually did try to open my own business.....
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<blockquote data-quote="Star*" data-source="post: 293788" data-attributes="member: 4964"><p>Well - I emailed you about the why's and why nots - but.....</p><p> </p><p>Just for fun.......<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/tongue.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":tongue:" title="tongue :tongue:" data-shortname=":tongue:" /> and this could work.....<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/surprise.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":surprise:" title="surprise :surprise:" data-shortname=":surprise:" /></p><p> </p><p>You open up a video arcade for adult women - called - AXE to GRIND.....</p><p> </p><p>When you come in the front door - there will be a counter and behind it will be a few of us who have been through a divorce, a couple of large scanners and a couple of large copier/printers </p><p> </p><p>They bring in a picture of their ex husbands that they do not like - </p><p> </p><p>We scan, copy and print - Just like Olin Mills (different size print packages) for different prices - you know </p><p> </p><p>Package A: $5.00 (the mildly ticked off) </p><p>14 wallet size </p><p>2 5x7's</p><p>1 8x10</p><p> </p><p>Package B: $10 (the aggitated woman) </p><p>14 wallet size</p><p>2 5x7's</p><p>1 8x10</p><p>1 11x14</p><p> </p><p>Package C: $25 (the he forgot the support again) see Sundays paper for coupon</p><p>14 wallet size</p><p>2 5x7's</p><p>1 8x10</p><p>1 11x14</p><p>1 24x36 with heart shaped target (for use with archery range only) </p><p> </p><p>Package D: $50 (the cheating slime)</p><p>14 wallet size</p><p>14 whack a mole stick-ons (for use with whack a mole game only) </p><p>2 5x7's</p><p>1 8x10</p><p>1 11x14</p><p>1 24x36 with heart shaped target</p><p>1 lifesize poster (for use with full body contact dummy) </p><p>9 bonus full body pin portrait cut outs for bowl a rama</p><p> </p><p>And then you explain to the women that all the pictures are peel and press one time use only on all the machines....</p><p>Fun and games include: </p><p>Dance Machine - peel and place your ex's picture on the dance squares, drop your tokens in the machine and dance your little heart out stomping on his face. </p><p>Whack a Toad - Similar to Whack a mole - but his face pops up and you hit it with a rubber mallet - (redeem tickets for prizes like the fun park) better than you got with your marriage. </p><p>Bowling - Can you guess what happens here? All the pins have HIS face on them. </p><p>Air hockey - You got it - he's the puck. </p><p>There's archery - You're selling arrows for $1.00 for 3</p><p>Full body contact if you purchase the deluxe package the sticker of your ex's entire body would be pasted on a dummy - where you can sit on the sidelines and highschool line backers workout - for tips while you sit with your best friends, sip wine and eat cheese while the poster of your ex is demolished by a 350lb 6'6" mangler. </p><p>You can also elect to have the print shop create some lasting gifts to take home like : </p><p>Toilet paper </p><p> </p><p>I mean the ideas here are endless.....and ugly -</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Star*, post: 293788, member: 4964"] Well - I emailed you about the why's and why nots - but..... Just for fun.......:raspberry-tounge: and this could work.....:surprised1: You open up a video arcade for adult women - called - AXE to GRIND..... When you come in the front door - there will be a counter and behind it will be a few of us who have been through a divorce, a couple of large scanners and a couple of large copier/printers They bring in a picture of their ex husbands that they do not like - We scan, copy and print - Just like Olin Mills (different size print packages) for different prices - you know Package A: $5.00 (the mildly ticked off) 14 wallet size 2 5x7's 1 8x10 Package B: $10 (the aggitated woman) 14 wallet size 2 5x7's 1 8x10 1 11x14 Package C: $25 (the he forgot the support again) see Sundays paper for coupon 14 wallet size 2 5x7's 1 8x10 1 11x14 1 24x36 with heart shaped target (for use with archery range only) Package D: $50 (the cheating slime) 14 wallet size 14 whack a mole stick-ons (for use with whack a mole game only) 2 5x7's 1 8x10 1 11x14 1 24x36 with heart shaped target 1 lifesize poster (for use with full body contact dummy) 9 bonus full body pin portrait cut outs for bowl a rama And then you explain to the women that all the pictures are peel and press one time use only on all the machines.... Fun and games include: Dance Machine - peel and place your ex's picture on the dance squares, drop your tokens in the machine and dance your little heart out stomping on his face. Whack a Toad - Similar to Whack a mole - but his face pops up and you hit it with a rubber mallet - (redeem tickets for prizes like the fun park) better than you got with your marriage. Bowling - Can you guess what happens here? All the pins have HIS face on them. Air hockey - You got it - he's the puck. There's archery - You're selling arrows for $1.00 for 3 Full body contact if you purchase the deluxe package the sticker of your ex's entire body would be pasted on a dummy - where you can sit on the sidelines and highschool line backers workout - for tips while you sit with your best friends, sip wine and eat cheese while the poster of your ex is demolished by a 350lb 6'6" mangler. You can also elect to have the print shop create some lasting gifts to take home like : Toilet paper I mean the ideas here are endless.....and ugly - [/QUOTE]
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