Whatever you do, do not, I repeat, do NOT

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, Aug 19, 2010.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    .....get Star a calendar with donkeys. :slap: It completely pitches her into the deep end. I've been getting texts all day with ideas for our OWN donkey calendar.

    30 or more donkeys in a haunted house....mASS hysteria

    bASS fisherman.....donkey dressed in fishing gear

    I'd post more but I had to start deleting the texts....my phone is full! LOL

    And if you want to see the calendar I got her...google Jackson the Jackass.
  2. trinityroyal

    trinityroyal Well-Known Member

    'Stang, I am simply...um...asstonished!
  3. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    I ASSume the calendar was a big hit...
  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    I find that simply ASStounding.

    Not our Star..........she wouldn't do that..........:tongue:;)
  5. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Donkey in a dealers outfit ======cASSino........What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas.

    Donkey in a space suit.....walking on the moon - N.A.S.S.A.....when will they let US in Space?

    Donkey in a Caprice or a Crown Vic ------DONK CAR!!!!! (and boxed - low rider) ridin' dirty!

    Donkey in wing tips, and a fedora - BlASSt from the past.....

    OMG I have had so much fun with this.......Poor Mstang.....I'm so sorry ---------SNORT....(NO.I.AM.NOT) hehehe

    .....cASSting Aspersions?
  6. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    That is just Asstronomical! Asside from all of this did you like the calendar??? ;)
  7. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    If the donkey fixates on this, and has poor social skills, etc... does the donkey have ASSperger's??

    If the donkey is very sad one minute, and very happy the next does he have bipolar dASSorder?

    Of course if the donkey is just very depressed, maybe his name is just Eeyore? Depends on if his tail keeps falling off and getting lost, of course.

    If a major calamity happens to a donkey is there a special insurance for disASSters?
  8. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

  9. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Susie* - You can be in the Calendar club. ;)
    I'm really going to make one you know. This is FanTASSTic! Mstang you are going to get the first one. I mean couldn't the money offset a favorite charity? My broke........(snort)