What's your name?

[Hound dog]

Oh, gee.....

I'm Snotty Apple Chunks. :rofl:

 

[crazymama30]

I am Buttercup Bubble Breath, mother of Gidget (difficult child) and Cheeseball, and wife to Zippy.

 

[flutterbee]

I'm Poopsie Stinkerfanny, mother to Zippy Stinkerfanny and Squeezit Wafflebrain.

:smile:

 

[Kjs]

Me = tulefel liverhead
husband = boobie liverhead
difficult child = crusty liverhead
easy child = poopsie appletush
girlfriend = zippy lizzardtush
dog1 = boobie
dog2 = zippy

 

[LittleDudesMom]

:rofl: Poopsie Gerbil-Sniffer :rofl:

Mother to Chim-Chim and Zippy!!

Sharon

 

[KFld]

OMG witzend, we share the same name. I'm also Loopy Cootiebrain! How did that happen??? :smile:

 

[I'm going crazy!!!]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Big Bad Kitty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Hi, my name is Snotty Bubblepants. This is my eldest daughter, Stinky Appleface, and my little one, Buttercup Bubblepants.


My movie star name is Eve Cicero.

Figure this name out by taking the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the first street name you lived on as your last name.

My daughters are Farrah Ivy and Maui Lies.


</div></div> movie star name: Cheyenne Clark

 

[hearts and roses]

I am Crusty Applelips.
I am married to Tulefel Applepants.
I am mother to (easy child) Snotty Girdlehead, very befitting at times &
(difficult child) Zippy Girdlehead, also very befitting at times!

This was fun~

 

[KFld]

Went back and figured out easy child and difficult child's names.

easy child is Boobie Cootiebrain
difficult child is Squeezit Cootiebrain

and s2bx would have had the same name as difficult child, but then someone here renamed him Horses Patootie, so his name is now Loopy Applehiney.

I'm glad because I don't want him sharing the same name as difficult child.

 

[Big Bad Kitty]

Jo,

How do you and husband have different last names?


LDM...OMG...Poopsie Gerbil-Sniffer... :rofl:

 

[Big Bad Kitty]

My DEX is Cheeseball Bubblepants.


His sons are, from oldest to youngest:

Flunkie, Chim-Chim, Boobie and Poopsie (all Bubblepants). Poopsie is the little one. How fitting!


This is freakin hilarious.

 

[I'm going crazy!!!]

my son's bio dad is zippy gizzardface


:rofl:

 

[hearts and roses]

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Big Bad Kitty</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Jo,How do you and husband have different last names?</div></div>

After I divorced exh and went back to my maiden name, I didn't want to change it again!! I only use it when signing Christmas cards to H's family and when I call the school, which I (thankfully) don't have to do anymore. I love my original name. I told H he should take my name but he refused for some reason.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Last night I hollered to wife, "What was your first pet's name?" "Laddie" "What was the name of the first street you lived on?"

And she said, "Oh, you're figuring out my wh-ore name!"

Caught you substituting "movie star", BBK!

 

[lovemysons]

Pinky GiggleKisser here, lol

 

[Big Bad Kitty]

HWGA, you actually caught me substituting movie star for p-orn star name.
TOO funny.


Jo, the nerve of husband not wanting your last name. :wink:

 

[goldenguru]

Hello I would like to introduce myself.

I am Mrs. Boobie GizzardChunks. My maiden name was Miss Boobie LiverTusshie.

Happily married to Mr. Pinky GizzardChunks.

We have one large dog named Miss Snotty GizzardChunks.

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[stepmom47]

Zippy Apple Hiney married to Pinky Apple Hiney

Mother to Chim-Chim Apple ?? (my maiden name only has 3 letters?)

Mother to Gidget Apple Hiney

Step-mom to Buttercup Apple Hiney (Ya ok Buttercup...NOT) :rofl:

 

[Big Bad Kitty]

BOOBIE GIZZARD CHUNKS!!! ZIPPY APPLE HINEY!!!!!


I mean these are all funny, but some just make you laugh coffee out your nose...

 

['Chelle]

Buttercup Bubblebuns See I can say does my but looks big in these pants, I'm bubblebuns LOL. Mom of Crusty Bubblebuns and Chim-Chim Bubblebuns. We named easy child after her daddy Chim-Chim. LOL