Why God created children......a funny

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    To those of us who have children in our lives,
    whether they are our own,
    or students...
    here is something to make you chuckle.

    Whenever your children are out of control,
    you can take comfort from the thought that
    even God's omnipotence did not extend
    to His own children.

    After creating heaven and earth,
    God created Adam and Eve.

    And the first thing he said was
    'DON'T ! '

    'Don't what? '
    Adam replied.

    'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.'
    God said.

    'Forbidden fruit ?
    We have forbidden fruit?
    Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit !'

    ' No Way ! '

    'Yes way! '

    'Do NOT eat the fruit ! '
    said God.

    'Why ? '

    'Because I am your Father and I said so ! '

    God replied,
    wondering why He hadn't stopped
    creation after making the elephants.

    A few minutes later,
    God saw His children having an apple break
    and He was ticked !

    'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? '
    God asked.

    'Uh huh,'
    Adam replied.

    'Then why did you ? '
    said the Father.

    'I don't know,'
    said Eve.

    'She started it ! '
    Adam said.

    'Did not ! '

    'Did too ! '

    'DID NOT ! '

    Having had it with the two of them,
    God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
    should have children of their own.

    Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
  2. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Grandpa

  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

  4. I'm going crazy!!!

    I'm going crazy!!! New Member

  5. ScentofCedar

    ScentofCedar New Member

  6. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    :rofl: I love that one!

    I used to have a bumper sticker on my car and it read:

    "Eve Was Framed" - I got more honks and thumbs up from women than ever! :rofl: Men didn't seem to like it as much...hmmmm :surprise: