Women are Evil

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Lothlorien, Apr 9, 2008.

  1. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    Women Are Evil...





    A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.





    "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.





    "Actually, no," he replied.





    "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.





    "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?"





    "Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to **** them gently.





    "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.





    "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."











     
  2. crazymama30

    crazymama30 Active Member

    That is so bad, a true groaner.
     
  3. Fran

    Fran Former Site Owner

    ROFL.:you_go_girl:
     
  4. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

  5. klmno

    klmno Active Member

    Star didn't share the nuts with this woman, did she?
     
  6. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

  7. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member

    I truly loved this joke. This is something I would do..... No soap or hand towels is a HUGE peave of mine, when I go into a restaraunt. If I see no soap or towels, I am jumping all over the manager of a restaraunt, because if I can't wash my hands then how do the wait staff? I get totally skeeved!
     
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