Yoplait for kids can kill you

[Star*]

So my mom sends me a coupon for a free 6 pack of Yoplait yogurt drinks for kids - I got Blues Clues - I love that dog.

And I thought - (still trying to loose weight and find healthy alternative snacks) THIS would be great.

It was - doesn't taste to bad, but the bottles are small - and I'm typing on the board and tipped my head back, and back more and back a little more to get the last drop of strawberry banana yogurt and

****SNAP****** my chair back popped off and I went eskimo pie over tea kettle and landed on the floor nearly rendering myself crippled for life.

Luckily for ME I have 2 dogs that think Yogurt is FANTASTIC - so there is no need for Bounty...if I could just find my pride - oh who am I kidding that ran away years ago.

ONLY ME - It's okay - I have accepted my role in life....Sr. Klutz sigh.

 

[susiestar]

Awe, sweetie, it's ok. We still love you.

But that Blue's Clues, they will get you every time.

Get a Clue!!

 

[Star*]

ROTTEN INNOCENT LOOKING BLUE BEAGLE!!!

 

[gcvmom]

WOW! Who knew yogurt could make someone so TIPSY??? Maybe they should put a warning on that little bottle...

 

[donna723]

Are you sure that stuff is safe enough for kids to have without adult supervision? I have visions of all these little kids falling out of their chairs ...

 

[susiestar]

Star - The blue beagle is just clueless, it is the magenta cat that gets you into real trouble. She is just wily, so you THINK it is the blue beagle.

 

[KTMom91]

You must not have had your handy dandy notebook nearby...that would have saved you, I'm sure.

 

[mrscatinthehat]

Oh dear....your posts should come with a warning sometimes also. Whoever is in the hotel rooms next to mine probably are questioning what is going on in this one. Beware of the blue beagle.

beth

 

[Andy]

"Good to the last drop"

Guess that jingle will never be used for Yoplait - if so, you have basis to sue - that last "drop" is a doosy.




OUCH!!!!! to say the least. Glad you weren't hurt more than you were.

 

[gcvmom]

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Susie. Get your animals straight, would ya? Magenta is the OTHER girl dog and Blue's best friend. PERIWINKLE is the darned cat!

 

[meowbunny]

Any chance you and Abbey were separated at birth? Just a thought.

Yeah, I know, my turn for the corner.

 

[Hound dog]

Awww, Starbie.....that's what makes you so special.

Never been too keen on Blue. Magenta was always more up my alley..........

Can't be any worse than Aubrey with a Capri Sun. She saw that commercial where the kid steps on it. Now if we don't think and hand it to her without putting it into a cup......she puts it on the floor and steps on it!

 

[flutterbee]

Star -

One word: Straws

Or maybe they're spiking the yogurt. *slaps forehead* That's how people get their kids in bed at night. NOW I know what I was doing wrong.

I'll have to get some of that Blues Clues yogurt. Knock 'em right out.

 

[Abbey]

It's almost 6am and I am LMAO. No, MB, I was IN MY CORNER behaving somewhat properly!!

I can't get the visual out of my head. Why, oh, why Star do you do this to me??? I'm going to become a dysfunctional senior citizen if you continue. I only have bare minutes when that happens. Oh, cr@p. Someone just PM'd me that it has already happened. (Kidding...but probably true.)

MB..I think we were seperated at birth, but she's a good 20/30 years older than me. That would have to been a tough labor.

Abbey

 

[meowbunny]

Abbey -- guess you two are clones. Honestly, some of the falls and stuff you two have scare the heck out of me but crack me up. (Sorry)

 

[Star*]

MEOW BUNNY - YOU.....TO THE CORNER......

please? I can't get there - I've fallen and I can't get up.

(thinks all Blues Clues are now evil)

 

[Star*]

Wynter -

(slaps own head) Straw....yeah....bendy straw.....lol. Something SOOO simple. Nope not for me I like doing things the hard way.

 

[susiestar]

Sorry I got my colors and dogs and cats mixed up. I haven't seen an episode of the evil blue dog who made star fall with his yougurt in a long time - well over a year. My kids are finally older than that, and I don't see much of my niece. I think even she is older than that. She prefers the rude yellow sponge and his friends.

Anyway, I was always apt to get my colors mixed up. Magenta, periwinkle, they all have too many letters in them.

 

[Star*]

Susie

It's okay I am color dyslexic too.

Like this

RED ORANGE YELLOW BLUE GREEN VIOLET

THAT WAS HARDER THAN IT LOOKED.....RIGHT BRAIN....RIGHT BRAIN.....NO BRAIN....

i'LL NEVER WORRY ABOUT ZOMBIES.....

 

[Abbey]

Star, get your bootie up.

Abbey