Yoplait for kids can kill you

[Star*]

Get my what where?

Do I have one of those?

 

[Abbey]

Well, if you didn't, you'd look a tad funky getting off the floor.

WHERE'S MY ARSE??? I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!!! NO IT'S WORSE...I CAN'T FIND MY ARSE?!!

Abbey

 

[trinityroyal]

(My co-worker just popped in from the office next door. Thought I was choking and needed help)

"No, I'm okay. Just checking e-mail."
And scrubbing tea off my monitor, keyboard and desktop.

 

[Abbey]

Insert CPR.

Sorry. I'm just in a naughty mood today. What's new, eh?

Abbey