You might be a man...
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timer lady
Queen of Hearts
your idea of a healthy meal is a bag of chips, a diet coke with a reece's peanut butter cup for dessert.
SearchingForRainbows
Active Member
You might be a man if you think your bedroom floor is one really large hamper... WFEN
Lothlorien
Active Member
You might be a man if you always stuff your socks into the corners of the couch after pulling them off and getting sock cheese all over the floor.
Big Bad Kitty
lolcat
If you think that is is okay to break wind in public...because after all, it is a natural bodily function and everyone does it.
Lothlorien
Active Member
Or you break wind in public and run into the next aisle and wait to hear the reaction of the poor sap who walks through the stench.
Or....
You break wind in public and then say "uh, Loth, what did you do?" really loud and then walks away.
Or....
You break wind in public and then say "uh, Loth, what did you do?" really loud and then walks away.
Abbey
Spork Queen
mstang67chic
Going Green
...if you think the best way to clean up the dog poop in the back yard is by mowing over it.
...if you simply HAVE to get the used garage door opener up on a single car garage door so your wife can park in the garage. Thing is, your wife's car only has two inches of clearance on each side to fit through the door and probably won't bother to park there anyway. Not to mention that in the winter there is a three foot drift in front of the door.
...if after standing on your feet all day, hot and sweaty, and think it's fun to take your socks off and put them on the dog's snout or, even better, YOUR pillow.
...if you don't want to install a garbage disposal until you redo the kitchen (after being in the stupid house for 12 years) but still put your plate in the sink when there is food on it. (and THEN complain because the drains are slow)
...if stepping in a wet spot on the floor in front of the toilet is no cause for washing your foot off and yelling EWWWWWWWWW!!!!
...if you simply HAVE to get the used garage door opener up on a single car garage door so your wife can park in the garage. Thing is, your wife's car only has two inches of clearance on each side to fit through the door and probably won't bother to park there anyway. Not to mention that in the winter there is a three foot drift in front of the door.
...if after standing on your feet all day, hot and sweaty, and think it's fun to take your socks off and put them on the dog's snout or, even better, YOUR pillow.
...if you don't want to install a garbage disposal until you redo the kitchen (after being in the stupid house for 12 years) but still put your plate in the sink when there is food on it. (and THEN complain because the drains are slow)
...if stepping in a wet spot on the floor in front of the toilet is no cause for washing your foot off and yelling EWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Big Bad Kitty
lolcat
If the first game you teach your child involves the pulling of a finger.
