Met gfg's Monkey Boy last night (& gfg's license)

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He wasn't so bad. Has horrible teeth, reeks of cigarette smoke, and has this scrubby beard thingy on his chin [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devil.gif[/img], but other than that, he seems pretty nice. I asked him what he did on Saturday night and he said, and I quote: "Had one too many 40 ounces." [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/23_34_2.gif[/img]

One too many 40 ounces?? WTH? Isn't ONE 40 ounce can of beer ginormous enough? And why would he TELL me that?? [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img] Another gfg BF - great.

He looks like a kitty I had when I was little. The kitty was a gray tabby, all striped and cute, stayed little even after he was grown, always looked like he was smiling and his name was Guido...haha. Anyway, Monkey Boy looks like him, it may be the scrubby beard thing, idk. I think if he didn't have the scrubby beard thingy, he'd look like he was 10 or 12 at the most!

Anyway, Monkey Boy sat with us all at the dinner table and ate exactly two stuffed shells with sauce even though he ate his mom's dinner before coming over...so that was a good sign. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/9-07bravo.gif[/img] He was quiet but conversational when spoken to, also a good sign. He laughed a lot at our conversation, another good sign, and when I checked on him and gfg outside on the patio, he hadn't budged from his spot, so at least I know he wasn't all about pawing her. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/9-07bravo.gif[/img]

GFG gets her license back today (via mail) and I told her that even though she has her license, it would be nice if she wasn't always racing out to see her friends but that they should also come over here. I told her that I liked Monkey Boy and that I'd like to get to know him a little better. She said sure...aka...when he// freezes over. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazy2.gif[/img] She will be up and running once that license arrives, I just know it. The upside is that I won't have to drive her to work anymore!

I asked gfg why he would tell me about the 40 oz beers and she said that we make people feel too comfortable! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/1010hammer.gif[/img]

Hahaha [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]

[Star*]

and I quote: He looks like a kitty I had when I was little. The kitty was a gray tabby, all striped and cute, stayed little even after he was grown, always looked like he was smiling and his name was Guido...haha.

My advice: Tell Monkey boy that DF is a vet and if he steps out of line you're going to have him neutered. - And shaved that little goatee thing has to go.

[susiestar]

Star, you tell it like it is!!! I can't wait until my very curvy dau has a BF, NOT. Knowing her she will bring them ALL here to bug me. Knowing me I will only threaten to neuter most of htem. Will forget with the most dangerous of them. Then the BF will get a surprise neutering!!!

TG my dau thinks boys are "icky and gross". That is a direct quote!! Yippeeee!!!

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The_Loan_Ranger</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My advice: Tell Monkey boy that DF is a vet and if he steps out of line you're going to have him neutered. - And shaved that little goatee thing has to go. </div></div>

Haha - I think exh may have already threatened Monkey Boy over the phone back when gfg first went to live with him! Hahaha [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]

Gfg said she wishes he would shave his scrubby beard too, but when she asked him he refused. Apparently, he's very proud of the eleven of so hairs growing out of his chinny chin chin! [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/devil.gif[/img]

[KFld]

I can't believe he would tell you he drank to many beers as soon as he meets you. Didn't his parents teach him anything????? I don't care how comfortable you make people feel, that is a little bizarre.

Sounds like someone you need to keep some close tabs on, not that it will make a difference.

[busywend]

Ugh! Too many forties?!?!?

Annoying. But, he is of the age to annoy.

Hoepfully, she will lose interest soon!

[Steely]

A kitty you once had!!!! LOL! I think you just described my ex when I first met him! Now he is something else entirely, but that is another story. And I am pretty sure he would have said something as hairbrained as he had "one too many last night" to my parents. (They soooo loved him - not!)

Tell gfg to be careful........those scruffy kitties grow up to be just that...........feral, lost, stray cats that only come around for food. Sigh......I hope she sees the light soon! Hang in there!

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: busywend</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Ugh! Hoepfully, she will lose interest soon! </div></div>

One can only hope. I keep hoping he does something stupid, [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/future.gif[/img] hahaha.

She looks at him with stars in her eyes! You know, that sappy, blinkity blink look of love?

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: WeepingWillow</div><div class="ubbcode-body">...those scruffy kitties grow up to be just that...........feral, lost, stray cats that only come around for food. Sigh......I hope she sees the light soon! Hang in there! </div></div>

He kind of reminds me of my exh [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/slap.gif[/img]...I kinda sorta told gfg that this morning and she groaned. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[TerryJ2]

My advice: Tell Monkey boy that DF is a vet and if he steps out of line you're going to have him neutered. - And shaved that little goatee thing has to go.

OMG! Too funny. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rofl.gif[/img]

Sigh. Good luck. [img]/forums/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/rolleyes.gif[/img]