Money

[Andy]

Verily I say unto ye..........
Money



It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh??

I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!
They come from your crazy friends!

[Star*]

Whom do I make the check out to?

GOSH I LOVE YOU TOO......lol

[Andy]

Instructions did say "Cash Only" but I will compromise. Tommorrow I will set up a secret savings account (don't let IRS know) and you can transfer funds directly into that. Probably will have the name "Andy" on it.

My mom sent me this request so I better send her what I have at this moment and not feel guilty about collect from all of you without sharing with her.


(p.s. unless the moderators say this is inappropriate)

[Star*]

OH - YES - with every check I write I send GFG with it for two weeks to make sure you're enjoying your new wealth.

BWah haaaaa haaaaa........