Ok. So, not really ten. But, it's definitely not boring around here. Like the day it took me 3 tries to find my silverware drawer. It's been in the same place since we moved in in December. Or yesterday. Sigh. We got this stuff for Jewel that helps with hotspots and is also an insect repellant. It's all natural and can be used on people, too. It has a *very* strong fragrance - kind of a woodsy-orange. I'm soooooo sensitive to smells. I can't be around Jewel for at least an hour after I spray it on her. My mom and difficult child went to the grocery store; easy child was working. I was home alone. I guess I was bored - who knows - and I picked up the stuff and was reading all of it's uses. It said skin and hair conditioner. For some unknown reason, I immediately sprayed it on my hair. Of course, I also managed to spray my forehead and nose. So, I'm immediately scrambling for wet paper towels (I was in the kitchen) to get it off my nose. OMG. It smelled so strong. And then I run (well, hobble is probably more accurate) back to my bathroom and cover my hair with hairspray to try cover up the other smell. And I can't stand the smell of my hairspray anymore. I couldn't stand to be around myself for a good 45 minutes. I still have no idea why I did it. Today, difficult child and I were sitting outside. I asked difficult child to go in the house and get my soda off the desk. She was gone 30 seconds tops. She comes back outside with the soda and I asked her, "What's this for?" I was talking to my mom this evening about stuff with my doctor and kept referring to her as Dr. Hydro. Hydro is one of my cats. No clue. But, you know, it's not so bad. At least it makes me laugh. And if I go clothes shopping and then put them away, it's like Christmas every day for at least a month when I open my closet.