10 ways to tell if it's a bad economy

[KTMom91]

The economy is so bad that ....

1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

3. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.

4. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 -ouncer.

5. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

7. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

8. Motel Six won't leave the light on.

9. The Mafia is laying off judges.

10. When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you have to call and ask if they meant you or them.

 

[flutterby]

 

[Hound dog]

OMG I LOVED the bank one.

 

[JJJ]

 

[Marguerite]

I emailed this to husband's work address, so he will probably share it with his comedy group. And knowing that lot, some of them at least will come back with their own additions.

Thanks for this!

Marg

 

[Andy]

These are great!

 

[Star*]

#10 and #1 - OMG - ROFLM bank account off......THANKS for the huge laugh.

 

[Nomad]

All were good, but I love the one about the golf course...#2 and the one about the bank #10.
LOL!
Thank you!