10 ways to tell if it's a bad economy

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by KTMom91, Jul 12, 2009.

  1. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    The economy is so bad that ....

    1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    3. Hot wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM cars.

    4. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 -ouncer.

    5. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    6. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

    7. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

    8. Motel Six won't leave the light on.

    9. The Mafia is laying off judges.

    10. When the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you have to call and ask if they meant you or them.
  2. flutterby

    flutterby Fly away!

  3. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl:

    OMG I LOVED the bank one.
  4. JJJ

    JJJ Active Member

  5. Marguerite

    Marguerite Active Member

    I emailed this to husband's work address, so he will probably share it with his comedy group. And knowing that lot, some of them at least will come back with their own additions.

    Thanks for this!

  6. Andy

    Andy Active Member


    These are great!
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    #10 and #1 - OMG - ROFLM bank account off......THANKS for the huge laugh.
  8. Nomad

    Nomad Guest

    All were good, but I love the one about the golf course...#2 :D:Dand the one about the bank #10.:D:D
    Thank you!