A difficult child funny

[Shari]

Wee difficult child wets the bed, so he wears pullups at night.

Last night, he was dawdling around with his pants off, taking his dear sweet time putting his pullup on.

I finally told him he needed to get his pullup on.

He replied "Sheesh, mom, i'm scratching my crotch. A man needs his time, you know."

I'm so screwed.

 

[DammitJanet]

LMAO....omg...that is so funny!

 

[AnnieO]

OMG... I'm dying here... That is GREAT!!!!

 

[susiestar]

Omg!!!!! Toooo funny!!!

 

[mstang67chic]

Yep....you are toast! That is toooo funny!!!!


Reminds me of a time with difficult child not long after we got him. He was walking through the room, stopped, got a funny look on his face, did a little wiggle, readjusted and continued on. When he saw I was looking at him weird he just shrugged and said "Weenie wedgie".

 

[Shari]

"Weenie wedgie".

OMG that's too funny.

 

[KTMom91]

Well, Mom, you got told! A man needs his time...how funny!

 

[crazymama30]

"Weenie wedgie".

Is that why difficult child is so blasted picky about his underwear? I have never heard it put that way before. Guess it must hoover to get a front and back wedgie.

Gosh mom, don't hurry a guy. Scratching is important. lol

 

[AnnieO]

Hmm... I wonder if this is why Jett prefers boxer briefs???

Front-and-back wedgies are worse for women, though.

 

[Andy]