A Funny from the Produce Department...

DaisyFace

Love me...Love me not
I usually take my son grocery shopping with me and I generally let him pick out what we will buy....

So we were in the produce department and I said
"Let's get some cucumbers."

DS grabbed one. It was a little mis-shapen. It had a long thin shaft and a bulge at the tip--definitely phallic-looking and a little too "happy to see me" if you know what I mean.

"O no," I said. "Not that one. Let's get a different one."

DS pointed it at me and said "But why? It's the biggest one here."

"Honey," I said. "Size doesn't matter."

DS looked down at the cucumber gripped firmly in his hand and declared

"Yes, it does!!!".


:tongue:
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
Thou dost intrude thou fobbing, sheep biting, clotpole....

Sorry - no sleep - wrong post - but so funny I left it.

ehhhhhhh I go nothing........roflm carrots off.
 

DaisyFace

Love me...Love me not
Thou dost intrude thou fobbing, sheep biting, clotpole....
Just who are you calling a sheep biter?!?!?

Pickle you! Kumquat!!


(O wait, that's not from Shakespeare, it's from the Orbit gum commercials--but I like it, so I'm gonna use it anyway...)
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
Who are you calling a Cootie Queen? You lint licker? :tongue: - need serious sleep soon......

SO when r we moving?
 
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