A Funny *put down your drinks* LOL

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Hound dog, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
    chicken coop.
    The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says "OK old fart,
    time for you to retire."

    The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of
    these chickens. Look what it has done to me.

    Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?

    "The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
    over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud.
    I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins! gets the exclusive
    domain over the entire chicken coop."

    The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance,

    Old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

    The old rooster takes off running.

    About 15 seconds later.

    The young rooster takes off running after him. They round the Front
    porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is
    only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
    The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
    porch. When he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and
    - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.

    The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster
    I bought this month."

    Moral of this story? .
    Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always
    overcome youth and arrogance!
  2. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Truer words were never spoken....
  3. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

  4. Mattsmom277

    Mattsmom277 Active Member

  5. Andy

    Andy Active Member

  6. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip


    I needed that...
  7. klmno

    klmno Active Member


    Very good point made!