A Husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, an when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After Dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love many times!!! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back then towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow morning , guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" The dutiful wife replied ' I would guess the freakin' funeral director!'