mstang67chic
Going Green
Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the
discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This
substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following
symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance
to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on
home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds,
treats, food, blankets or toys.
"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and
exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans
(especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be
addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a
"pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just
one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Additional symptom is a
lack of motivation to seek a cure. Full recovery is rare and if cured,
serious side-effects may result.
Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the
ability to use common sense.
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the
discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This
substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following
symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance
to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on
home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds,
treats, food, blankets or toys.
"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and
exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans
(especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be
addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a
"pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just
one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Additional symptom is a
lack of motivation to seek a cure. Full recovery is rare and if cured,
serious side-effects may result.
Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the
ability to use common sense.