So, I can't sleep and difficult child who went to bed at 7pm is up so we decide to watch some Christmas shows we had recorded. Little Abbey is 8 months old and all of 4 pounds - she still wears her kitten collar and it's on the second to last notch. She's a tiny thing. But, she's a climber and is awfully proud of herself. There isn't anything that she can't get to, including the top of the fridge. All of a sudden there is this awful racket and I look over and Abbey is jumping onto the top of the icebox (in the living room) from behind it - it is kitty cornered. This thing stands chest high. Well, on the corner of the icebox I have a fountain and under that fountain I have a towel to catch any little drips. Also, on top of the icebox are Christmas decorations. Behind the icebox is a floor lamp. Abbey obviously didn't make it up in the right spot, grabbed ahold of the towel and proceeded to slide off taking the freshly filled fountain with her. Which of course scared the bejesus out of her so she is frantically leaping back onto the icebox trying to get away and manages to pull down half of the Christmas decorations. I'm yelling at difficult child to bring some towels, I unplug the fountain, Abbey's in total panic and I'm trying to help her while trying to stay clear of her claws that are looking for any foothold. In the meantime, the carpet is obviously heavily scotchguarded so the water isn't soaking in and is running down the walls and I'm running along trying to unplug anything in it's path. Abbey gets out and makes a beeline for the bedroom. She looked a little wet - from what I could tell in the 1/2 second I saw her. easy child isn't here and that icebox is heavy as a - well, it's just really heavy. Plus, it's right next to the ginormous freaking Christmas tree so I'm having to work around that and damn near knocked it over. My fountain is broken and I probably just undid all the correction the steriods have done. I felt it immediately and it's getting worse by the minute. I give up. I'm going to join slsh and buy Nerf lamps. If I weren't so annoyed, though, I'd be laughing my head off.