Abbey
Spork Queen
I have this guy who comes in every day. He's about 70 or so. He has the BEST sense of humor. We banter back and forth all the time.
I'm checking out another customer and I see him come in the door behind me. I hold up my index finger to the customer and said, "Just a minute please." I walk down my aisle, put my finger in his face and say, "Get out!! Right now!" He just turns and walks out the door. He just walked down to the other set of doors and gives me a wave as he walks in. I go back to my check station and she is looking at me with the most astonished face. I guess it really didn't look that good.
I tell her not to worry...he likes pushing my buttons so he gets some in return. Oh, and the braces on my wrists are when we got into a shoving match. Ha!
We were hugely busy. (Right before the Packer game.) Sometimes it slips by me to look up and see the sea of people. All of a sudden I hear...INCOMING!!! He's standing at the end of my belt and throwing his groceries at me. The first was a big roast. I caught it...amazingly. As I'm catching and scanning, I said, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander," and start tossing his groceries to the bagger. He got down to his dozen eggs...stopped...looked at them and said, "Aw, xxxx," and laid them on the belt. All the people around were laughing so hard. I looked at my bagger and said, you better be one hell of a catch and tossed the eggs. Not one broke, mind you.
I love old people with spririt.
He tried to buy a bottle of Whiskey the other day. I carded him. He laughed and said he wasn't going to give up the ID. Well...guess no booze for you. We both sat there with our arms crossed in a stare down. Well, I've got all day. I don't get off until 7pm. He says...I can wait. I'm retired. Then we both got the giggles. I was never really good at stare downs.
Got to have fun in a job.
Abbey
I'm checking out another customer and I see him come in the door behind me. I hold up my index finger to the customer and said, "Just a minute please." I walk down my aisle, put my finger in his face and say, "Get out!! Right now!" He just turns and walks out the door. He just walked down to the other set of doors and gives me a wave as he walks in. I go back to my check station and she is looking at me with the most astonished face. I guess it really didn't look that good.
I tell her not to worry...he likes pushing my buttons so he gets some in return. Oh, and the braces on my wrists are when we got into a shoving match. Ha!
We were hugely busy. (Right before the Packer game.) Sometimes it slips by me to look up and see the sea of people. All of a sudden I hear...INCOMING!!! He's standing at the end of my belt and throwing his groceries at me. The first was a big roast. I caught it...amazingly. As I'm catching and scanning, I said, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander," and start tossing his groceries to the bagger. He got down to his dozen eggs...stopped...looked at them and said, "Aw, xxxx," and laid them on the belt. All the people around were laughing so hard. I looked at my bagger and said, you better be one hell of a catch and tossed the eggs. Not one broke, mind you.
I love old people with spririt.
He tried to buy a bottle of Whiskey the other day. I carded him. He laughed and said he wasn't going to give up the ID. Well...guess no booze for you. We both sat there with our arms crossed in a stare down. Well, I've got all day. I don't get off until 7pm. He says...I can wait. I'm retired. Then we both got the giggles. I was never really good at stare downs.
Got to have fun in a job.
Abbey
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