Adventures of a job hunt

[Abbey]

Oh, my. I get back from Vegas and see this new restaurant that has been put up while I was gone. I go in this morning to put in an application. I'm sure it will be a hit...BUT... you have to see the uniform I'd have to wear. The owner said he had 700 applications and he'd like to hire me, but let's look at the uniform first. Are you comfortable with this?

Now, I'm not a prude, but I don't think I could pull this one off. I'm the queen of costumes and sporks, but I'd have to be sucking in my gut all day long for minimum wage.

http://www.tiltedkilt.com/TK_Clan.html

I NEED A JOB.

Abbey

 

[eekysign]

Hot!

And in THAT outfit, no WAY would you only be making minimum wage.

 

[trinityroyal]

Golly!

One thing that might work, if the management would go for it. Get a sheer or semi-sheer body suit to wear under the...erm...tilted kilt and matching...erm...top. That way you'd still have the look, but you'd also have at least the feeling of coverage.

I used to do this with Latin Dance costumes. Skin-coloured panels instead of actual cut-outs. Made bending over and twirling like a dervish a less risky proposition from the fiddly-bits standpoint.

And Abbey, I think you'd do great in the job. I agree with Eeky. You'd make WAY more than minimum wage.

Trinity

 

[WhymeMom?]

Not my cup of tea and I do think I would burst out laughing every time a "big arse" burger was ordered........ plus they would take one look at me in that outfit and burst out laughing....... but hey if he is considering you............

 

[everywoman]

OMG---That is funny.

 

[Star*]

Aye Lass....That wee outfit is a little out of kilter....



DO YOU GET THIGH HIGH, stack, PLASTIC WHITE BARBIE BOOTS TOO?

 

[Abbey]

I must insist on the Barbie boots. If I'm going to humiliate myself to this point, I might as well go all the way. Do they make Barbie boots as flats? I'll probably kill myself by falling otherwise.

I guess this is a chain operation. I've never heard of it but it opens here on the 27th.

ps...I don't think I'd look ANYTHING like that chicky on the link. I did dye my hair yesterday, though and actually went to Supercuts.

Abbey

 

[trinityroyal]

Do they make Barbie boots as flats?

I believe they do! You can get white Go Go boots, with a range of heel heights, from about 1/2 inch to sky high.

Or you can opt for the pirate-style boots that go all the way up to...erm...there.

(If you're willing to go with space-age silver Go Go boots, I have a pair going spare. Just let me know...)

Trinity

 

[Abbey]

Drooling...space age silver boots. Just imagine the picture of me walking down main street Oshkosh in those. I'd have to pick up more than one jaw.

Abbey

 

[trinityroyal]

 

[Star*]

(hangs a red light on her caboose)

 

[Abbey]

Alright, NASSA...there are no red lights here. Actually, I think there is one in town. Shoot...got to avoid that one.

I'm just a difficult child in the making. I want to perfect this thing with silver boots. Am I wrong?

Abbey

 

[rejectedmom]

Oh boy an Irish _ooter's. Just what we need.

Hey! Maybe he'd let you dress as the leprachun instead? -RM

 

[KTMom91]

I love the outfit! Of course, I'm about 100 pounds past the weight where I'd look hot...but I'm still incredibly cute!

Maybe they would let you keep your shirt tucked in instead of tied?

 

[gcvmom]

Just think of the tips, baby. The tips!

 

[gcvmom]

Oh boy an Irish _ooter's.

That's SCOTTISH, lassie, SCOTTISH!

 

[Hound dog]

If you take it you'll have to watch out for pneuomonia in that outfit.

But I'd imagine if you can pull it off the tips would more than make up for the minimum wage and holding in your gut.

I couldn't dream of pulling in my gut that far.

 

[Abbey]

You guys are bad. I'm going for this under the guise of being the Tilted MILF instead of the Tilked Kilt. I'm going back in there tomorrow morning and begging. (I don't like to beg, but I'll do it.) They don't know what they're taking on. I will bring costumes to a new level...probably what is not so racy, but fun.

KT...you'd be perfect. Personality is everything. We'll sqeeze you into a suit. I might have to squeeze a tad, too. Actually, a coulple of tads.

Abbey

 

[flutterby]

Doesn't it get cold in Wisconsin? Like...really, really cold?

 

[Star*]

Doesn't it get cold in Wisconsin? Like...really, really cold?

yup ......thats why she wants the boots......at least her feet would be warm.