Ah, thanks for the barf offer. I would have probably taken you up on it, but when DEX's parents came to our house yesterday for Christmas, DEX's father said he loved his gift, and it always amazed him, that year after year, we think enough of him to buy him wonderful gifts. Then he said "Being DEX's father would be enough to p*ss off most anyone, yet you don't run!" I spit my drink out my nose and that right there made it worth it.
MB, when we got to grandma's to open the gifts from DEX, the gifts were already there, but DEX was not, so wee difficult child thinks the gifts came from grandma and grandpa, not daddy. No one made a point to correct him (particularly since gifts will be sporadic, at best).
It worked out.