I do pretty well considering I came from
very country stock.
It drives the kids mad that when talking to people here, I use my "country" language. If I'm in cincy or dayton, I use my "city" language. lol Just depends on who I'm talking to. lol
When I was little wash cloths were washrags. Shampoos were headwashes. And it's pop, not soda. Soda is what you use for a tummy ache. It's not toasted cheese sandwich, it's cheese toasties. lol
When I first met mother in law she talked about sodas.........took me a week to figure out what she was referring to. Finally I had to come right out and ask.
Adding the "l" or "r" to idea drives me insane. Although I admit I'm guilty of the realtor one unless I think of what I'm saying before I open my mouth. But then it's pronounced realitor.
And Star that I could read your entire story with ease says a lot for where I'm living.