when the cheese slid off your cracker? The mouse missed the hole and hit the wall? The elevator didn't make it to the top floor? Mickey D's made sure you were a french fry or twelve short of a Happy Meal? Mt. Olive left a pickle out of your jar? You were missing a brick off YOUR load? Kraft left out the cheese in your box of maccaroni? I'm not sure I can actually pin-point my date....but as I've been trying to go back in time, and recount, recant, and reclaim my memory of days gone by? I realized something. I'm really a LOT tougher than I ever gave myself credit for. That and I'm missing a whole lot of food, a brick and I have an injured mouse. Anyone Care to review the recalcitrant (there she goes again with that thesaurus) events plaguing their lives? I'm guessing at this point I should be receiving some type of award in the mail. Maybe we should print our own awards? Fancy emeritus, gold leaf, embossed, diploma things that show we really earned our humor, sage wisdom, sarcasm, pithy intellect - THE OLD SCHOOL way. I want an award...dagnabit, not something that says: Take 2 as needed and seek professional help if your behavior becomes self-ridiculous.