LOL! I was hoping to get some ideas here, but I see that everyone is in the same boat.
One of my cats loves to sleep in it and under it.
They both love to climb it, but last yr, one of them slid down and fell (it is artificial) and she doesn't like it as much any more. This yr, I put up the tree and left it for 5 days so they could get it out of their system, and I caught them a few times and scooted them out. Best to catch them in the act. I strung some lights today and will finish in the a.m.
Ornaments on Sunday.
We shall see.
Good luck!