anyone have a joke??
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Hound dog
Nana's are Beautiful
I positively stink at remembering jokes.
Maybe I should loan you Aubrey for a day or two. All she'd need to do is call you up on the phone. She makes me smile and laugh everyday.
Typical Phone Call From Miss Aubrey...................who told her mother that since she's going to be 5, she ought to be able to say grown up words and work at mc donalds................
Phone Rings. 30 seconds of silence...........the following is LOUD as she doesn't think her voice carries through Mommies itty bitty cell phone:
Miss Aubrey: NaaaaaaNaaaaaaa! (loud super excited screech) long pause.......... Guess what I did today?
Me: Hello Aubrey. What did you do today? (trying not to crack up cuz the way she says Nana on the phone is somethin' lol )
Miss Aubrey: I played T Ball, Nana! And I got a hat, and I got to hit the ball. And you know what? Seriously, you know what? Cuz you won't believe it! If you put your glove on the ground you can catch the ball in it!!! Can you believe that Nana??
Me: Wow! Really? And did you catch the ball?
Miss Aubrey: Oh yes, of course I did. I put my glove right on the ground and the ball went into it! And you know what Nana? I got to SLIDE! I got to slide right into the base! And I got all dirty on my pants. It was soooooo COOL!!
All this said with such enthusiasm that I'm having to hold the phone 4 inches from my ear to be able to make out what she's saying.
Oh, and that 30 seconds of silence? Every phone call. We've decided it takes her 30 seconds to wind up so she can get that NaaaaaaNaaaaaa out.
Ok, so not a joke. But maybe you at least got a smile from it.
((hugs))
Maybe I should loan you Aubrey for a day or two. All she'd need to do is call you up on the phone. She makes me smile and laugh everyday.
Typical Phone Call From Miss Aubrey...................who told her mother that since she's going to be 5, she ought to be able to say grown up words and work at mc donalds................
Phone Rings. 30 seconds of silence...........the following is LOUD as she doesn't think her voice carries through Mommies itty bitty cell phone:
Miss Aubrey: NaaaaaaNaaaaaaa! (loud super excited screech) long pause.......... Guess what I did today?
Me: Hello Aubrey. What did you do today? (trying not to crack up cuz the way she says Nana on the phone is somethin' lol )
Miss Aubrey: I played T Ball, Nana! And I got a hat, and I got to hit the ball. And you know what? Seriously, you know what? Cuz you won't believe it! If you put your glove on the ground you can catch the ball in it!!! Can you believe that Nana??
Me: Wow! Really? And did you catch the ball?
Miss Aubrey: Oh yes, of course I did. I put my glove right on the ground and the ball went into it! And you know what Nana? I got to SLIDE! I got to slide right into the base! And I got all dirty on my pants. It was soooooo COOL!!
All this said with such enthusiasm that I'm having to hold the phone 4 inches from my ear to be able to make out what she's saying.
Oh, and that 30 seconds of silence? Every phone call. We've decided it takes her 30 seconds to wind up so she can get that NaaaaaaNaaaaaa out.
Ok, so not a joke. But maybe you at least got a smile from it.
((hugs))
timer lady
Queen of Hearts
Okay, clean & easy to remember....
Where do bees go to the bathroom? The B(ee) P(ee) station.
Another ...
A man walks into a bar ~ he says ouch!
Where do bees go to the bathroom? The B(ee) P(ee) station.
Another ...
A man walks into a bar ~ he says ouch!
Malika
Well-Known Member
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Here are a couple that make me laugh:
A patient was in therapy when he confided: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The incredulous dog looked at him in amazement and replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"
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A patient was in therapy when he confided: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The incredulous dog looked at him in amazement and replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"
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H
HaoZi
Guest
Not a joke, but it's funny-scary how much of the "You might be a redneck if..." stuff I understand. Then I have to explain it to Kiddo.
http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html
http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html
