Ah the forgotten world (to me) of retail..... And this woman comes to my register today and has 2 spray cans of Oust and 1 package of BOGO free in a cellophane wrapper of Lysol Renuzit. Sets them both down and says "How much is this" and hands me the Oust. I tell her $3.00 a can. Then she says "How much this?" hands me the 2 pk BOGO of Lysol. I said $3.50. Pauses a moment and then says (kid you not) I want these (points to Oust) for like these.....points to the Lysol 2 pack BOGO. I stood there for a moment and said "I'm sorry Maa'm I don't quite understand what you want." So again she said "I want these cans BOGO because it says on this package (points to LYsol) BOGO." Swear to you - ya could have heard a cricket belch. In my infinte ability to deal with difficult child's I said "Are you kidding me? Are you for real? YOu really think because Lysol is BOGO that these 2 separate cans of Oust are BOGO and aren't even marked that way? Are you serious?" and the woman stood there.....looking at me and said again "I want these (slams Oust on counter) LIKE THESE (slams Lysol BOGO pack on the counter) and said "WHAT is so Freaking hard to understand about that??" and I said (as if a light bulb went off in my head) "OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Okay - I'll play - and I scanned one can of Oust /over rode the sale and rang in $6.00 and told her the total was $6.42 and then as I put one can of Oust in the bag and I said - "Okay you paid for this one.......so NOW you get THIS ONE for FREE." and she said......."But they wuz $3.00 a can when you scanned them the first time." I stood there poker straight face and I said in a kindergarten explaining tone "I know!, but the Oust BOGO sale was yesterday an in order for you to get the Oust BOGO 2-DAY - I have to charge $6.00" She stood there staring at me - and apparently realized that the "DUMB AS DIRT" act was not working (note to self thank Dude for that realization) and so I stuck my hand out waiting to get paid and again stated $6.42 please." and she said - (honest to Pete) "Naw - take those off - THIS is a better deal." and I voided the oust and rang her up for the lysol......@ $3.50 plus tax...... OMG I NEVER THOUGHT DEALING WITH A difficult child WOULD BENEFIT ME IN THE "real" WORLD.......and she was so serious......yeah right. I out dumbed her is all........ - Confuses em. Honestly - WTheck?