I recently got a "smart phone" instead of my 6 year old flip. To say the least, I think auto-correct hates me. Last night, I entered a "to-do" into my calendar for today, and today, I went out to look at it and it says "flowers, checks, wiener". Flowers - send flowers for the anniversary... Checks - stop at the bank and order more checks... Weiner - WTH is wiener? Wiener? I don't need hotdogs. I'm not have a weenie roast for lunch. I don't have a date with Anthony. WTH did I mean. So....2 hours later, I figure it out. WORMER. I need to pick up WORMER for the horses.... Ya....auto-correct hates me.