and before you go OH not another political joke I have been fair: George Bush was sitting in his chair in the oval office and Colin Powell rushed in and in a somber tone said "Mr. President, three Brazillian soldiers have been lost in Iraq." Bush put his dead down over his arm lying on the desk and in his most serious voice he said "Just how many is three brazillian?" George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Collin Powell, A pilot and a little girl from grade school were all on a plane. The pilot came back during turbulent weather that the plane was going down and grabbed one of four parachutes, strapped it on, and bid the rest good bye as he leaped from the plane to safety. Collin Powell stood up and said there are four of us left and only three parachutes. "I'm an important government figure who can still do a lot of good in the world, I'm taking a parachute and going to live." with that he jumped out of the plane. Hillary Clinton stood up and said "I'm going to be the first woman president in US history and I'm the worlds smartest woman - I should save myself and grabbed one of two remaining packs and jumped out to safety. George Bush looked at the little girl and he said "You know what YOU take that last parachute - I've been president 2 terms, seen the world, been a pilot, I own a ranch and I've led a full and rewarding life. So go on you get the last parachute." The little girl turned handed Bush the parachute and said "Here Mister President - the worlds smartest woman - strapped on my book bag." Sorry about the politics...just couldn't resist.