Bozo Criminal of the Day

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by witzend, Apr 14, 2008.

  1. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    Hot from the AP wires...

    From Viera, Fla., comes the story of Heather Anders, who was involved in a two-car accident that injured four people but left her unhurt. When the police arrived on the scene, she jumped from her car, leaving her 6-year-old behind, and tried to climb over a nearby fence. After catching her, police asked why she tried to flee. Anders said she ran because "that's what they do on 'Cops.'"

    (Thank God it wasn't one of my kids!)
  2. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful


    But I'm also glad I don't have to claim that one. Sheesh! How utterly stupid.:faint:
  3. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member

    Not exactly a high IQ, huh?
  4. Fran

    Fran Former desparate mom

    I am really glad I didn't have to own that difficult child. What a dunce.
  5. Star*

    Star* call 911

    For REAL????
  6. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    Not the shiniest coin in the fountain!
  7. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

    Yup, fer real.

    Believe it or not, her child was one of those injured in the accident and this dimwit still ran. The 6 year old is now in foster care.
  8. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    And she was allowed to breed???

  9. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    Abbey, it's probably her only "skill".........
  10. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

  11. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Why Me Mom and Abbey -

    Thank you SO much for the Dasani water that now covers my monitor, desk and shirt -

    You just can't explain that away at work with any decorum.
  12. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    Oh, we're so on the same page!
  13. Abbey

    Abbey Spork Queen

    Tell them it was a massive attack of hiccups. ;) Or, I suddenly found out I was allergic to water. Or, the bottle spontaneously exploded, even though it is not supposed to be carbonated. I'LL SUE DASANI!!!