Today's Dennis the Menace: Dennis is at the grocery store with-his mom, his arms filled with-pkgs. "How about if we load up on cookies and then see if there's any money left for vegetables?" Today's Hagar the Horrible: Hagar is taking to Helga, who is stirring a pot. "You're sure you're not mad at me for staying out so late and not coming home for dinner?" ""Of course not." "Great! What's for breakfast?" "Last night's dinner." I need these cartoonists as my therapists.