Christmas carols for the psychologically challenged.

[mstang67chic]

Because those of us here HAVE to have a sense of humor and because said sense of humor is usually a tad twisted.....I present new Christmas carols that we can relate to:


1) Schizophrenia- --- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic- - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And......... ..

5) Multiple Personality Disorder---- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia- --I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus ... So I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas -- While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

And finally, a favorite...

14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

 

[meowbunny]

Love 'em, especially the ADHD one but I relate more to #7.

 

[SRL]

LOLOLOL. That made my day.

If any of you manics or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) could stop by and give me the benefit of your excesses, I've been like one of the disoriented queens these past two days and I'm running out of time.

 

[klmno]

Very funny!! I love it!!

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[gcvmom]

Hmmmm... #'s 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 13 and 14 nailed a number of family members on both sides of this family. And I wonder why I've got difficult children...

 

[KTMom91]

I'm printing this out and taking it to my mom's on Christmas Day. Miss KT and my niece E will be hysterical, and my brother and sis-in-law will look at me with great concern. Ho Ho Ho!