Thank you very much!
My overall GPA was 99, and I got a VERY GOOD on all my categories except attitude. I got excellent on that. (ORLY?)
I am THRILLED this is over. THRILLED I tell you.....My pretrip was slammin, skills made me want to throw up (prayed between and before each one) and my road trip was about the easiest thing I've ever done - and I avoided hitting two completely cracked-out drugged up, lunatics riding bikes that literally tried to kill themselves by riding right in front of my truck (THANKS A LOT) and totally avoided killing them, and passed with flying colors. O.M.W. even the examiner could not believe these two guys were that high and that stupid - WHO rides a bike RIGHT in front of a semi-tractor trailer ON MY TEST DAY? There was TWO of them - TWO. UGH. Out of no where - TWO! I never said a word - just kept thinking - WOW Whose kid are YOU - DANG difficult child's. (see? ONLY you Star) I just applied brakes - hit my 4 WAYS, and waited until they both got clear of the front of the truck and never said a word. (I can NOT believe I was that cool) - but when I got back to the DMV - every bit of me wanted to find a bush and retch. My legs felt like spaghetti and my picture looked like I just killed someone......so I went back today and begged them to please let me take it over. At first they said no, but then I told them - three times in a womans life she is this happy - The day she gets her CDL - When her children are born, and when she gets a divorce. Then I said - "Wont you please consider this? Because I have to send a picture out with my resumes?" and I handed it over and even the examiner was like "WOW"....and chuckled and said "Wait a minute." She went to the mgr. and I heard "GHEEZE...yeah no problem." and another chuckle. So I did the little under eye cover and eyeliner thing - and got a nicer picture where I don't look like Jeremia Johnson or some other backwoods, cabin keeping, bear trapping, woodsman. OMG it was awful.
Mom said maybe I should have kept that picture - you know - show em I'm a tough looking woman. I said 'Tough?" "The picture would scare the hide off a buffalo." Nope - I went with decent. Nothing flashy.....just more humane.
Anyway - thankyou for the part....ay. I appreciate it. Can't wait to see how ya'll pimp my ride. Fav. colors - black and purple.
Love ya'll
Starbie - the truck driving barbie. She comes with an 18 wheeler and a tow behind corvette - for when she gets to town and doesn't want to run Bobtail - (thats trucker talk for Tractor only without a trailer) hehe.
she may as well do it comfortably, figuratively, and with as much style as she can possibly stand. 
