cute story 4got to share....

Discussion in 'General Parenting' started by Jena, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. Jena

    Jena New Member

    i forgot to share this thought it would make everyone laugh a little

    last week we were headed out to dinner with kids. i had three of them in my truck one being his 8 year old add guy. very busy he is. on our way home they were singing with radio on adn suddenly R his son let out with did you know the penis goes in the vagina and that's how i got here!!!

    ok have't had the sex talk with my little one who will be 9 this feb. i figured with all she has going on let her think it's still magic.

    i panicked wasn't prepared for talk, i like to use props usually. books with picture's and all.

    we got home and i said to boyfriend holy sh*t and told him what happened. he said oh well guess you have to have talk. he took his son to see where he found out into one room adn fill him in on pionts he didn't truly ummm understand.

    i took my little one in room and she had a ton of questions and said so what's wtih the penis ithought that was just to pee!!!

    i said wel when two people love eachother and are married and very old.....LOL....their love togehter what they share creates a baby. she said do you have to fill out any forms??? lol

    so i went thru the seed and the egg and the sperm and what that is. needless to say she'll never be the same again. she cringed through the whole thing LOL....

    just figured i'd share that i had forgotten about that one...

    Jen :)
  2. nvts

    nvts Active Member

    Bwwwwaaaaaahahahahahaha! I love it! Do you have to fill out forms?!!!!!

    Gotta love 'em!!!


  3. Jena

    Jena New Member

    yes very lengthy forms!!!


  4. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    People SHOULD have to fill out forms.

    You have to pass a test to get a driver's license, but any moron can have a kid. Makes no sense.
  5. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    Gotta fill out forms???
    That's the best I've heard in a while. Love it. Thanks for sharing.
  6. howlongto18

    howlongto18 New Member

    Have her come see the dossier I had to fill out to adopt #1. Or the temperature charts to get pregnant with #2.

    For me it really did take paperwork, lol.