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Abbey -
I invented the liver dance - if you find it on google they STOLE it.
I had a very bad night week, month, year, life (pick one) with Dude one day and told the board that if I thought I could strip naked, tape chicken livers to my elbows and do the liver dance in the moon light to change him - I would.
I can tell you this. My neighbors will NEVER EVER eat fried livers again. I guess I ruined that for them. And they also won't allow their chickens to roam free - and I think someone put a chicken foot in my mail box with some beads and something on it - so I used THAT for a necklace - I digress I were not totally naked - beads count for something.
And you must FLAP and strutt - in the moon light for this to work/lift the curse/scare your neighbors/get a free ride to the state Bed and Breakfast/loose a lover/make your kid die of embarrassment.
FLAP>>>>>>>>>baGOCK.......FLAP.....shake shake shake.....
You are in luck - It is a new moon ! No waxing gibbous for you!
I invented the liver dance - if you find it on google they STOLE it.
I had a very bad night week, month, year, life (pick one) with Dude one day and told the board that if I thought I could strip naked, tape chicken livers to my elbows and do the liver dance in the moon light to change him - I would.
I can tell you this. My neighbors will NEVER EVER eat fried livers again. I guess I ruined that for them. And they also won't allow their chickens to roam free - and I think someone put a chicken foot in my mail box with some beads and something on it - so I used THAT for a necklace - I digress I were not totally naked - beads count for something.
And you must FLAP and strutt - in the moon light for this to work/lift the curse/scare your neighbors/get a free ride to the state Bed and Breakfast/loose a lover/make your kid die of embarrassment.
FLAP>>>>>>>>>baGOCK.......FLAP.....shake shake shake.....
You are in luck - It is a new moon ! No waxing gibbous for you!