Did you hear...

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Shari, Sep 10, 2010.

  1. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    about the guy who was in a car accident and had almost all of his left side amputated???

    He was all right.:tongue:
  2. shellyd67

    shellyd67 Active Member

    LOL ! TOO CUTE ! :D
  3. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    Today is most definitely PUNDAY!

    I love that one...

    Dad sent me the one about Gandhi... You know he walked a lot, barefoot, so he had really tough feet. Plus, he didn't eat much, and due to his odd diet, he was fragile and plagued by bad breath.
    ...So... he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis...
  4. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

  5. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    But did the guy who was alright feel LEFT out?
  6. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

    Step, the Ghandi joke is one of my all-time favorites!

    Whyme - LOL. I doubt he felt LEFT out. Maybe isolated or excluded, but he couldn't feel LEFT! lol
  7. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    Yeah, yeah, yeah ...

  8. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member


    I love puns!
  9. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    It made me laugh - but that's terrible!

  10. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    This is good stuff ya'll...........(gets out note book)

    I like it.
  11. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

    He's probably related to that blonde who was driving to Disneyland the other day, and she saw a sign that read "Disneyland Left" -- and she started to cry!
  12. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

    and my favorite -

    This dog limps into a bar, sidles up on a bar stool and says "All right which one of you shot my paw?."