Any of you that know Dude and our 'relationship' of years may get a chuckle out of this cell phone conversation from yesterday. Goodness knows I did, and I wanted to share. I was just walking into WalMart to return an item, was stopped at the front door by a very nice elderly greeter we see all the time, and my phone rang. The rest went something like this. Hello? Hello Mom? Do you know anything about the world supposedly ending today? Something about a doomsday prophecy? Oh well, yeah. But that's only if you believe in some idiot and his moronic prophecy that the world is going to end today. Besides, you're saved, I'm saved, everyone else you love is saved and if the world ended today we wouldn't really have to worry right? Right!....So, it's not true!? (talking to friends in background) See?! I told you it was a hoax. (talking back to me) I told my friends "I'm going to call my Mom - she's smart and she knows everything." OH MY GOSH....Maybe it IS DOOMSDAY! What? Why do you say that? Because you are almost 21 years old and you finally admitted I'm smart, and I know everything. (Lady Walmart Greeter nearly spit out her bottled water) Dude said "Well okay Mom I gotta go - Love you." So I go about my business - and get my box of Cheerios and the greeter lady stops me on the way out. She says "I liked your answer to your son. I'm a minister at a little church down yonder." I said "Oh yeah - well thanks, but you know what pastor? It may just BE doomsday." She says "Why do you say that?" I said "Have you seen the price of a box of CHEERIOS? $3.50!!!" I just chuckled and walked out.