FINALLY some good news regarding difficult child!

Discussion in 'Parent Emeritus' started by mstang67chic, May 27, 2010.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Even though he's in jail and won't be able to participate in graduation, I'm trying to find all of the positives I can.

    Things like....peace and quiet for a month and a half, not having to lock my bedroom door constantly, I can leave food out without worrying about it being eaten in a matter of hours, no arguments over difficult child wanting to spend $500 on some stupid bicycle, etc.

    Anyhoo....yesterday we got a phone call. difficult child was approved for an apartment in a subsidized addition!!!! It's the same addition that mother in law lived in and although there isn't an apartment available yet, he was approved! AND with him being, um, elsewhere, (snort) I don't have to listen to him whine about "why don't I have a apartment yet" or "what's taking so long" or "can I go buy my couch now and put it in my room?" Because the logical answers would be "because you have to wait for one to come open", "for a apartment to come open, someone has to either move out (unlikely), move to a nursing home or die" (these are occupied by mostly elderly and "No, you don't have room for a couch in your room and you will NOT be cramming it in an already packed room in my house".

    Ahhhh......the only whining I have to listen to for awhile is Chester whining because he can SEE the kittens through a window overlooking the enclosed porch but he can't get at them. (kittieskittieskitties, have to get to the kitties!!! Kittieskittieskitties..there are kitties!! getthemgetthemgetthem)
  2. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    Peace and quiet? I don't understand. What's that?????

    ...Next weekend Jett goes to BM's, I am FINDING a friend for Onyxx to stay with. husband and I are going CAMPING. JUST US.

    Maybe I'll find out then what P&Q is?
  3. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Told you. Come hide at my house. We have a wonderful resevoir and camp ground a few miles from my house, gormet chocolate 30 minutes away, small town quiet (as long as you don't mind the train tracks across the street), kittens to play with, Chester and Cloe to snuggle with. There's lots to do here and traffic is nothing like your place! :tongue:
  4. Star*

    Star* call 911

    OH YEAH? Well YOU should have to listen to POOTIE look at CHESTERS PICTURES and whine about that. :tongue: Then you should have to listen to Ouixa keep saying "Can I see?" and Poo go - "NO."
    "Can I see?"
    "Can I see?"
    ....YOU CAN'T
    ....Pootie let her see.
    "FINE.....HERE (flips picture like a flash card) SEE, NOW YOU SEE, FINE. YOU HAVE SEEN. THERE
    ....."I DIn'T SEE."
    "NO I DIDN"T
    yes you did
    "DID NOT"
    did too...
    "DID NOT"
    show her the picture pootie slowly......please
    OKAY HERE IT IS.....SLLlllllllllloowwwwwwwwwly. LEAMME ALONE OUIXA
    Oh he is handsome - thankyou

    I mean ........all day this goes on -and it's YOUR fault.

    (and don't you say NO IT"S NOT) 'cause it is! :tongue:
  5. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    And did I mention the donkey farm/haven a few miles from my house?

    No it's not!!!!
  6. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    Star, you gotta get a job soon...
  7. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green you HONESTLY think that would make a difference???
  8. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    It might stop her from having to listen to those dogs arguing all day long!
  9. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    Maybe she could give the DOGS Klonipin!
  10. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Oh now there is an idea! Then the dogs would be looking at the picture you sent her of Chesters privates and running all over the house humping the furniture!

    Can you get arrested for distribution of doggy porn?
  11. AnnieO

    AnnieO Shooting from the Hip

    Oh my wow... I love you guys...
  12. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    :rofl: What? You didn't hear the story about Chester sending Pootie pictures???