Fling An Insult, Shakespeare style

[SRL]

In honor of The Bard's 446th birthday today, I thought it only appropriate that we work up some appropriate reponses, oh, say for the next time the difficult child's act out, or for when your husband forgets your anniversary.

http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

For my cat who woke me up in the wee hours determined to be fed, I say
"Hear me now, thou cankerous fly-bitten boar-pig!"

 

[Star*]

OH WHOT delightful whimsy ye hath bestowed upon your good and gentle people.

Would I possessed such folly on the eve of yesterday? Would my words surely would have more befit my situation than those I had chosen.

Thou dost intrude thou fobbing, sheep biting, clot pole.

 

[Suz]

Grow unsightly warts thou beslubbering codpiece-sniffing canker-blossom.


...just sayin'.....


Suz

 

[trinityroyal]

Eeee! This is fun!

 

[witzend]

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[ThreeShadows]

Oh, Lord! I just knew I forgot SOMEONE'S birthday today. I feel awful, we could have had a cake.

 

[mstang67chic]

Oh, Lord! I just knew I forgot SOMEONE'S birthday today. I feel awful, we could have had a cake.

Fie upon thee thou warped boil-brained clack dish!

 

[ThreeShadows]

 

[svengandhi]

When I was in labor the first time, they had me walk around the hospital to try and move things along. On one go-round, I felt such a sharp pain that I yelled: "Out, out, damned tot!"