Forgive the sick humor, but I just found this

blb

New Member
Now granted, I don't agree with violence, it doesn't solve anything but the last line is just priceless

Woman Allegedly Shoots Cheating Husband
VANCOUVER, Wash., Tue Sep 11, 05:51 PM

A woman is accused of shooting her husband four times with a 16-gauge double-barreled shotgun after learning of an affair.

Eddie Martin, 51, survived the attack, but may have to have a limb amputated. Sheryl Martin, also 51, had to reload after the first two shots. :surprise: :rofl:

more on the story here
 

AllStressedOut

New Member
I always tell my husband, go ahead cheat, and then let me know how you plan to do it again after I find out. Because you certainly won't have what it takes (hint hint) once I find out about it.
 

witzend

Well-Known Member
That's my neck of the woods. I mean, she actually hit him four times, and he walked away? Wasn't his day to die, I guess!
 

svengandhi

Well-Known Member
And the problem is? Oh, maybe the wrong appendage was shot off!

WH removed all of the guns in the house when he stopped cheating - he was afraid of what I would do when I found out.

Put me on her jury - she'd walk, though I'd knock some points off her score for bad aim.
 

Star*

call 911........call 911
ROFLMBO....svengandhi....you are a naughty person! I would have aimed there!

I think that would have been my luck to shoot the (censored) and it would still live...
 
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