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<blockquote data-quote="New Leaf" data-source="post: 678931" data-attributes="member: 19522"><p>2/4/16. Edwina has taken over the house. She is tired from several nights out mousing and has decided to stay inside for the evening despite the ignorant dog relentlessly bothering her.</p><p>She seeks out her place of rest and the victim of her "affection".</p><p></p><p>I awaken in the middle of the night suddenly unable to breath, a stabbing sensation on my chest.</p><p></p><p>I am not having a heart attack.</p><p></p><p>Edwina is happily perched atop my body purring and kneading the fluffy blanket, one claw on each front paw extended just enough to poke through to my tender skin. It feels like a sewing machine needle piercing my flesh. "Owwwwwwww" I say groggily annoyed, in pain and yearning for rest. I push Edwina off, then stupidly drift off to sleep.</p><p></p><p>Edwina will not be denied the fluffy blanket. After two more incessant awakenings, I reluctantly get up to find another blanket, relinquishing the fluffy one to the purrsistant feline.</p><p></p><p>Cat smugly sits atop "her" blanket, kneading and purring loudly and victoriously.</p><p>I see her sinister grin.</p><p></p><p>Edwina has won again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="New Leaf, post: 678931, member: 19522"] 2/4/16. Edwina has taken over the house. She is tired from several nights out mousing and has decided to stay inside for the evening despite the ignorant dog relentlessly bothering her. She seeks out her place of rest and the victim of her "affection". I awaken in the middle of the night suddenly unable to breath, a stabbing sensation on my chest. I am not having a heart attack. Edwina is happily perched atop my body purring and kneading the fluffy blanket, one claw on each front paw extended just enough to poke through to my tender skin. It feels like a sewing machine needle piercing my flesh. "Owwwwwwww" I say groggily annoyed, in pain and yearning for rest. I push Edwina off, then stupidly drift off to sleep. Edwina will not be denied the fluffy blanket. After two more incessant awakenings, I reluctantly get up to find another blanket, relinquishing the fluffy one to the purrsistant feline. Cat smugly sits atop "her" blanket, kneading and purring loudly and victoriously. I see her sinister grin. Edwina has won again. [/QUOTE]
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