Funny sigs

Marguerite

Active Member
easy child 2/difficult child 2 is happily playing with her new laptop. She's hooked into our broadband modem, piggybacking into the 'Net.

One of her friends on another website has as her sig, "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay."

husband's favourite - "The world cannot end today; it is already tomorrow in Australia."

Any others?

Marg
 

timer lady

Queen of Hearts
Sorry, Marg - I thought you were talking funny "cigs" :rofl:. Hmmm, probably shouldn't go any further here - but something I considered for pain relief. :rofl:

Must be time to get back to sleep. :crazy:
 

mstang67chic

Going Green
This one should possibly be on the Teeans and substance abuse page. I saw it on a book group I'm on...the person that had it, has a lot of good ones but this one just stuck with me.


"I tried snorting Coke once but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose"
 

Suz

(the future) MRS. GERE
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mstang67chic</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"I tried snorting Coke once but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose" </div></div>

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Suz
 
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