GDSD! ~vent~

[DS3]

If you can't figure out the abbreviations, well... use your imagination.

It's been that type of week. I had a relative pass away yesterday (we werent close), had my insurance company call and tell me that the ONE therapy (ABA) that was actually helping my child is being cancelled today (cause we have it for ODD, not autism), and new medication for difficult child 1 which is causing rebounding. Oh, and I was just diagnosed with a very mild case of Bi-Polar (on the depressive side). It's another one of those GDSD's! Turning into a GDSW! I think alcohol is in order tonight... 'Cause I can't go through this all again -not while trying to get difficult child 2 diagnosed. I'm at my breaking point. With no where to turn. No answers, the neuropsychologist that difficult child 1 had refuses to see kids under the age of 6, and I don't know what else to do...

 

[Star*]

Dear Madame (said in an 1800's barker style mans voice) I'll start again........ahem.

Dear Madame,

Are you the sufferer of the lame of brain? Does your insurance company slight you for an impractical technicality? Would taking lollipops from well behaving children and popping their ballons give you some sadistic happiness today? (God wait....that's my sick dream) ......Have you told your childs therapist reacently that the medications he's TRIALED your child on would be better served if the doctor himself inserted them rectally into himself? (yeah I'll give you a second on that mental nightmare).....Do you find yourself being torn in two by a mild case of Bi Polar? (It was YOU no no it was YOU...no no no ......YOU are the sad one.....NO I beg to differ YOU are the too flippin happy one.....shut up, no you...no YOU) ----is a bottle of Jeremiah Weed like a vision in your daily oasis of the wastewater treatment plant of your life?????? ?

Are you having a GDSD? Goose Down Shoulder Dressing? Good Daily Shaolin Dipper? Gray Donkey Saddle Denture? Glitter Detention Streetwalker Demise? Global Deli Sandwich Debate? Glory of the snow(real word promise) Debauch Squirrelmonkey Debate (if so I'd like to watch) ......or are you just having a really crummy day?

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Hugs and Breath -
Love Ya
Star

 

[Star*]

Oh yeah .......ps.

A dab 'll do ya - but a barrel full will get you pickled! (sorry it's the salesperson in me coming out) OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY..........

 

[Liahona]

Its one of those "I'll think about it tomorrow days."

Star, you are wonderful. No one can get me to laugh like you can.

 

[DS3]

I agree Star, That put a smile on my face. I needed that. So first thing is first... we call my case manager at Tri-West and figure out what's going on, and what they're substituting. Hubby says they can't just cancel a previous offered service and not offer something else they do cover. I do get to see my therapist today. I think I really need that right about now. ~putting the pieces back together today~

Thanks.
DS3

 

[DS3]

Oh, and Star -I know you're being funny in the post. But doctor says I have a very mild form of mixed Bi-Polar on the Depressive side -not the Mania side. Most often my 'mania' shows itself as severe irritation, a bad attitude, and anger. So it would be more of 'No, you're the angry one... No, you're the sad one' Still makes me smile. I am a rapid cycler, so that means I get pissy throughout the day without any real known reason, or I break down in tears. Most days I'm a flat line, but when I do cycle, its usually into Dr. Jekyll instead of Mr. Hyde... Which now makes me wonder if I have a split personality as well... Hubby wonders what they're going to diagnosis me with next. Seems every 6 months or so it's something new to add to the list. We shall see.