Marg, that time on the beach sounds heavenly. Well, except for the direct-on-the-sand-with-no-towel part. (Actually, I can't even handle a towel. Must have some sort of lounger-thingy that keeps me at least 6 inches off the ground. Sigh...Sensory Integration Disorder (SID) can be a drag). But the sun, sand, a good book, ocean. Heavenly. And I agree that you should not have to defend yourself or explain yourself to the Nattering Nannies.
I have another one, although I don't think I feel guilty about it either. Teaching the Monster Tots to say strange things. Not bad language or anything inappropriate, just things that a 3-yr-old would not normally say. For example, husband and I have been greeting each other by saying "What ho, darling" (think Bertie Wooster). It is HILARIOUS to hear Tyrannosaur walk into a room and say "What ho, Tyrantina!" I have a feeling that when we stop home-schooling and start school-schooling these Monsterz, that they're going to have a tough time fitting in. Well, they would anyway, but this won't help...