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<blockquote data-quote="GoingNorth" data-source="post: 686345" data-attributes="member: 1963"><p>Best thing I've found to keep deer out of the garden is to feed an adult human male a large amount of red meat; then pour enough beer down him to really get his kidneys working.</p><p></p><p>Take him out to the garden (best do this at night if you live in a heavily populated area) and have him give his kidneys and bladder some exercise at 8 or so foot intervals around the perimeter of the lawn.</p><p></p><p>Deer are more afraid of humans than they are other predators. The red meat byproducts in the man's urine reinforce that there's an apex predator in the immediate area. The beer both gives the man "ammunition" to complete the job, and removes any inhibitions he may have about stumbling around in the yard peeing every few feet.</p><p></p><p>When we had our house in Chicago, half our small back yard was veggies and fruit. We had a horrible problem with rabbits and rodents. husband was quite willing to "treat" the garden, but our next door neighbors had a full view of our yard and also had motion sensor lights. husband at half his steak, one night, half the next, drank his beer on the second night, and peed in a bucket for two days. He then went out and poured "predator pee" around the edges of the garden. Worked like a charm.</p><p></p><p>The GSD we had at that time, Hanni, was on a raw diet, and her pee would've worked even better than husband's. Problem was that she would've sooner burst than peed somewhere other than in "her" spot at the back of the garage.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GoingNorth, post: 686345, member: 1963"] Best thing I've found to keep deer out of the garden is to feed an adult human male a large amount of red meat; then pour enough beer down him to really get his kidneys working. Take him out to the garden (best do this at night if you live in a heavily populated area) and have him give his kidneys and bladder some exercise at 8 or so foot intervals around the perimeter of the lawn. Deer are more afraid of humans than they are other predators. The red meat byproducts in the man's urine reinforce that there's an apex predator in the immediate area. The beer both gives the man "ammunition" to complete the job, and removes any inhibitions he may have about stumbling around in the yard peeing every few feet. When we had our house in Chicago, half our small back yard was veggies and fruit. We had a horrible problem with rabbits and rodents. husband was quite willing to "treat" the garden, but our next door neighbors had a full view of our yard and also had motion sensor lights. husband at half his steak, one night, half the next, drank his beer on the second night, and peed in a bucket for two days. He then went out and poured "predator pee" around the edges of the garden. Worked like a charm. The GSD we had at that time, Hanni, was on a raw diet, and her pee would've worked even better than husband's. Problem was that she would've sooner burst than peed somewhere other than in "her" spot at the back of the garage. [/QUOTE]
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